Why "Old People" Shouldn't Have One Night Stands

Simply put. There's nothing sexy about doing the walk of shame with a bum knee, a half a head of hair, all while wearing a mu mu. No, it's not hot trying to sneek away from your trist and then jump into your mini van and take off. And then you realize when you get home that in your mad rush to get the hell outta there you put your leg through the wrong part of your underwear. Very uncool.